baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

is there anyone on the planet who meets these qualifications?

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

(via emmyc)

nobody told me being able to feel my ribs all the time would be so fucking WEIRD

Rejected Weird Al parodies.

Rejected Weird Al parodies.

this is everything I never knew I wanted
(source)

this is everything I never knew I wanted

(source)

(via theposhpanda)

soong-type-princess:

Mike Nelson as Captain Janeway

I can’t look at Mike when he’s doing this. I just CAN’T.

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

advice from those who know: in all likelihood, you will use items bought at a sex toy party a LOT less than you thought you would

a few of my favorite things: speech version

Vs, Ks, and sometimes Ds

to go along with the above – when cockneys turn their “th”s into “v”s and “f”s

breathiness — and with it the sensation of giving up control, giving into the sound

humming

deep pitch — but also cracking and creaking…not always smooth

the sound of a smirk or a smile within a sentence

inflection, crescendo, decrescendo, oscillation

whispers — always, always, always

TIL fun new Skype tricks, and that Ben and I are dorks.

TIL fun new Skype tricks, and that Ben and I are dorks.